The Five Stages of Trump

If it feels like you're living in Groundhog Day, that's because you are.

28 Jul 2026 •

"The Fairy Tale President."

Trump keeps making magical promises, desperately hoping one eventually comes true

21 Mar 2020 •

Warned of the coming crisis, GOP Senators behaved like rats on a sinking ship

20 Mar 2020 •

Thanks to Fox News lies, only 40% of Republicans consider COVID-19 a serious threat

18 Mar 2020 •

"Some levity in these bizarre times."

17 Mar 2020 •

As Trump's numbers get worse, his allies are trying to absolve him of blame

17 Mar 2020 •

Fox News shifts tone in attempt to keep its aging and gullible viewers alive

15 Mar 2020 •

Trump contradicts White House doctor over COVID-19 test

14 Mar 2020 •

As a country, we must all act now to slow down the rate of COVID-19 transmission

12 Mar 2020 •

Your country needs you... to stay on the couch

12 Mar 2020 •

From the man who brought you "Windmills Cause Cancer."

11 Mar 2020 •

Bush lied us into war. Trump lied us into a pandemic.

10 Mar 2020 •

A running list of the dumbest things Trump has said about the coronavirus

8 Mar 2020 •

Trump's multiple faults are transforming the coronavirus into a perfect storm

7 Mar 2020 •

Even when the questions contain the answers, Trump keeps screwing up

5 Mar 2020 •

The Flag-Molester-in-Chief is unable to grasp basic facts he's been told repeatedly

3 Mar 2020 •